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Quest Games / Fantastic Dungeon Extender for American Audiences (TM)
« on: February 17, 2017, 09:01:40 AM »
VERSION 0.5.0 IS OUT:

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/wra6ukulyk6icthiunngng/fantastic-dungeon-extender-for-american-audiences-tm-unfinished

In this version, you will find:

A whole new floooooooor
-A dazzling place you never knew
---But when you're way down there
-----It's crystal clear
--------------------THAT NOW YOU'RE ON A WHOLE NEW FLOOR OR FANTASTIC DUNGEON EXTENDER FOR AMERICAN AUDIENCES (TM)



Okay but for real:

New floor!
New and Reoccuring Characters
New weapons!
Fun new expansion scenes (for other characters, not Tan- I wasn't feeling like updating all the armor descriptions)
Lots of backdoor stuff that won't necessarily be reflected in the current game



Now, I want to say that everythings perfect and done but I'm sure there's going to be issues.  I spent extra time bug testing, but I use a debug tool that means I do things out of order, so I don't know if the sequencing is perfect.

SOME SPOILERS FOR GETTING TO FLOOR TWO:

Spoiler for Hidden:
you need the war hammer for the attack option, apple dress for the sneak option, and mechaglasses for the reason with option

Anyways, let me know about any bugs- I'm sure there will be plenty.  Sorry this update took so long, motivation was low and I was sick for a while, and work has been killing me.  But I've been feeling motivated lately, thankfully.

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Hi everyone!

My game, "Anyways, Here's Butterball"- a Thanksgiving stuffing adventure, is finally complete!

The game is fairly straightforward- go around, talk to relatives, and either gorge yourself on Thanksgiving treats, or hold back and make it through the day resisting temptation.

Hopefully you guys enjoy it!  If there are any bugs, or you have any questions, feel free to ask them here.

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/llqewywx0ucqydfccxjgsq/anyways-heres-butterball

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Quest Games / My commissions list (updated as they come)
« on: September 15, 2016, 07:32:49 PM »
Hey everyone!  I assure you, work on Life of Kriss: Day Two is underway, but in the meantime, I'd like to share two short interactive that were commissioned from me.

The first is a fairly simple interactive involving a woman named Marla that gained several pounds over the past few months, and involves going through a fairly average day for her:

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/lc3vd2waoeivbs84kiskig/marla-commission

The second is much more... Dynamic, I guess.  It's essentially a "make various parts of a girl grow through magic" type thing, and is much more description based than story based:

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/roqtiard9uod-ghaxdb_8q/second-commission

This third one involves a NEET woman:

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/b5k1tpg-g0kfc3pcsqxefq/tiffany-the-neet-girl

Just figured I'd share them, since there's no reason I shouldn't- the original commissioner said they were fine with me sharing them to the world.





a side note/ self-plug, I'm currently working on a write-up for commission prices involving interactive stories and regular ones- if you're interested on prices, just message me on here, I'd like to think I'm pretty reasonable about prices v. length of the interactive.  But in the mean time, enjoy the two freebies I'm giving you here!

Alright, Ive got a few commissions to bang out before I can take more.

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Dev Updates / Life of Kriss, Day One (Complete)
« on: August 25, 2016, 07:46:35 PM »
Well, after lots of blood, sweat and tears, Day One of Life of Kriss is completed.

Lots and lots and LOTS of stuff in this update, including the end of the game, a few new secrets, plenty of new dialogue and stuff to mess with.

Since the game is now complete, I'll put spoilers in the end of this post for the quickest way to complete the game, and in a separate spoiler, what triggers the different endings.

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-complete

HOW TO TRIGGER THE ENDING SEQUENCE:

Spoiler for Hidden:
Go to bathroom
Take antacid from medicine cabinet
go to closet
put on shorts
go to spare room
take can of beer
go to Jamie's room
Bribe Jamie
Take Jamies Cell Phone
Go downstairs
Go to master bathroom
look at toilet
smash porcelain babies
go to kitchen
steal Wendys feast
Go to bedroom
Unpack Wendys
Use all 3 items

That's the straight-forward way to complete the game.

The three items that will increase the "rating" at the end of the game are:

Spoiler for Hidden:
Opening the fridge
Trying to "take" the trash in the closet
Finding all three small keys and opening the safe in the Master Bedroom

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Dev Updates / Day One, V0.4.1
« on: August 06, 2016, 09:06:47 PM »
NEW UPDATE TO THE UPDATE:

-Made the "cheat codes"/Safe Keypad almost impossible to not to figure out.

No, seriously.  I took screenshots that pop up within the game and show you exactly what to type in the box before you hit enter, if people still have problems I don't know what to do.

-Made both mirrors work the same way, IE give out very detailed descriptions based off every single variable within the game

-Minor spelling errors fixed


http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-unfinished-v0-4-1




Hey y'all, this is probably the second-to-last "official" update for Day One- The next update will be the final, followed by a whole new game, which is a sequel: Day Two!

Here's what's included in this update:

u V0.4.0

-Added several new items.

-removed DEUS EX MACHINA- your mortal eyes couldn't handle it, BUUUUT:+

+added "hint book" in it's place, think of Cheato but not sentient.  Sapient?  I dunno which one.

-New Easter Eggs

-Added new item in spare room, SNES, which involves a new weird little "Minigame" style location.

-Added new "Small key" item(s), which can be found and used... Somewhere ;D
+Two are pretty easy to find, one involves a certain level of bloat and a certain item, if no one finds it in the first few days I'll probably outline how to find it.

-Finished how the Wendy's feast works- if you can use it successfully you'll get the "official" ending.

Enjoyyyyyyyyyyy


http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-unfinished-v0-4-0

Lemme know about bugs, etc.


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Dev Updates / Day One, V0.3.1
« on: July 20, 2016, 08:03:44 PM »
Newwww update!


http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-unfinished-v0-3-1

UPDATE LOG:

V.0.3.1

Fixed Jamies Bathroom Bug (hopefully)

Made secret item in crawl space actually fucking work- it adds debug materials now like it was supposed to

Made new room- bathroom- used with Wendy's puzzle.

Fixed typos.


V.0.3.0
>Added new item in spare room, which increases bloat level.

>Made the Mirror object in the attic work with various variables
+++Variables include bloat level and clothing worn- try it out with various clothes on!

>Made the crawlspace harder to get into, but has a new endgame goal inside it.
+++Added an item that has a code on it that might be useful for the crawlspace puzzle *wink*

>Rewrote Jamies Bathroom from scratch since it kept fucking up peoples games

>Made the Jamies Cell Phone event actually trigger something

>Added Downstairs Master Bedroom, with a few items

>Added Kitchen Functionality in regards to aforementioned Jamies Cell Phone

>Changed various descriptions, I don't remember which


TO DO:

>Fix Jamies Bathroom since it's STILL BROKEN FL:SKJDF:LKSJDF

>Fix a few misspellings

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Dev Updates / Day One, Version 0.2.1
« on: July 08, 2016, 07:29:19 PM »
HOLY MACARONI VERSION 0.2.0 IS HERE

This one took a long time, is significantly more complex, has a BUNCH of new items/interactions, and is probably broken eight ways to Sunday, but I've tested it enough and I feel like putting it out!

V.0.2.1

-Fixed a few spelling errors

-Hopefully fixed bug in Jamie's room regarding her bathroom



NEW AREAS:

DOWNSTAIRS LIVING ROOM

-You can go downstairs without pants now

+++Added 2 items in downstairs living room


ATTIC

-Attic is accessible from Hallway Closet after a series of events are completed

-The attic is one of the more complicated areas to get into, and also has a limiter on it (bloat level)


LIVING ROOM BATHROOM

-Added cabinet containing new object
+++New object decreases "bloat level", allowing entry to certain areas.


MISC:

-Implemented new "bloat system"- not a visible status, but will affect output in certain areas/ open new areas/ block off other areas

-Slightly changed how to get into hallway closet
+++Must have hairpin, then use "pick lock" in hallway (I accidentally broke the old way)

-Changed how the Hallway Closet puzzle works, including addition of a new area

-Lots and lots of updated descriptions and changed wording

-Probably a zillion bugs

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Dev Updates / Day One, v.0.1.2
« on: July 01, 2016, 08:07:31 PM »
-Fixed secret ending, which wasn't triggering after displaying message

-Fixed text in Jamie's room after the antacid has been taken

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Dev Updates / Day One, Version 0.1.1
« on: July 01, 2016, 05:55:55 AM »
http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-unfinished-v0-1-1

Update v0.1.1

-Fixed various spelling errors

-slightly changed how medicine cabinet/antacid works

-slightly changed how Jamie's room works depending on certain statuses


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Project Discussion / Ideas/Suggestions
« on: June 30, 2016, 05:32:37 PM »
I have a lot planned for Day One, but I'd still love to hear suggestions about where to take the story, ideas for new items, etc., so fire away!

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Dev Updates / Life of Kriss, Day One (Version 0.1.0)
« on: June 30, 2016, 07:41:41 AM »
Here's the update list for the current version!  I'm really excited, because this was a very substantial update and took a significantly longer time than the initial version of the game.

Update v0.1.0

Your Bedroom

-Added new item- Dresser
+++Added 3 new items within dresser

-New mirror functionality!  mirror now displays 4 different messages, depending on certain

factors (clothing, consumption of certain items)

Your Bathroom

-Slightly changed how antacid works
+++You just use it, instead of taking it, THEN using it.

The Spare Room

-Made the futon actually function

Jamie's Room

-Completely rewrote/recoded Jamie
+++Please please PLEASE lemme know if she breaks, I did a lot more advanced "coding" than I'm used to, and it's very possible I broke the shit out of her.

-Added 1 new item to Jamie's room

Hallway Closet

-Added new room!  Hallway closet, which requires an item to open.
+++certain "statuses" will prevent you from going in

-Added 4 new items to the hallway closet.

Jamies Bathroom

-Added new room!  Jamies Bathroom, which you can go into once revealed...

-Added five new items to Jamies bathroom

Misc.

-Added/updated several descriptions, including
+++ Many items have a different printout the second time you try to do them/look at them
+++ bolded a few items/actions in descriptions, as a sort of "hint" system

-Updated game information, fleshed out other characters

-Removed Bag of Chips, it wasn't really doing anything

-Removed ability to drink from Sink until I think of a reason to actually do it.



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The Life of Kriss / Day One: Current Version/Game Details
« on: June 30, 2016, 05:20:10 AM »
Current Version:

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-unfinished-v0-2-0

DESCRIPTION

You start the game as Kristine- AKA Kriss.

You're a 20-something year old woman who, over the past few months, have gotten bored with your previous lifestyle of running, working out, and watching what you ate.

So you just stopped.

For the most part, it's worked out alright- although the snide comments from friends and family have been annoying.  Even your boyfriend has been a bit of an ass about it...  You're not sure how long that particular relationship going to last, though.

You currently live at home with your family (unfortunately) although you've been saving up your cash from your job at the local Bookstore for an apartment.

Residing in your house is:

-Jamie, your absolute nightmare of a sister:

 She's just finished her freshman year of college, and her attitude has changed from slightly obnoxious to overwhelmingly bitchy.  She's gained a bit of weight in the past year- namely, the "Freshman Fifteen" plus a little extra on the side.  She's very possessive of her stuff, and although you used to be kind of close, she now acts like she hates your guts.  This is most likely due to your Stepmom.

-Laney, your absolutely, undeniably horrible Stepmom:

Laney is a bitch.  She loves your sister a lot.  She hates your guts.  That's all there is to say.  You try not to say her name, since there's always a chance she'll appear in a puff of fire and brimstone.  Seriously, she sucks.  She also gets on your case about your weight all the fuckin' time, even though she never, EVER get's on Jamie's case.


-Ron, your father:

He's a nice guy, seriously!  You love your dad.  Problem is, he works crazy shifts.  Some days, he's at work for two hours.  Other days, he's at work for what seems like two weeks- making himself very scarce around the house, since he usually comes home just to sleep.




Outside the house is:
-Jason, your boyfriend:

He, uh.   He's your boyfriend.  You had begun dating after a weird experience at the beach... Back when you were basically a twig of a girl, and you had a hopless crush on his toned frame...  You've obviously been chubbing up a bit as of late, and, while he hasn't commented on it, he's definitely been very stand-offish as of late.  You haven't been... intimate... In almost 3 weeks, despite seeing him three or four times a week.

-Trish, your co-worker:

Trish works at the Bookstore with you, she's pretty cool.  She's chubbier- think of Velma from Scooby-Doo, but with a better fashion sense.  Her frame has always been "boxy"- average boobs, bit of a belly, average butt and hips.  The few times you've bitched about your weight, she's been pretty chill about your gain over the past few months,  making you feel more confident than you probably should have.  Sometimes you'll grab dinner with her, although you both tend to pig out.

-Meghan, your best friend:

You and Meghan go way back.  She's been in your life since high school, and she used to be your workout buddy.  You've both eased off on the gym (you, especially) but whereas you've definitely pudged up over the past few months, Meghan has more or less stayed the same, just with slightly less definition.  Still, she's you're best friend, and you talk to her almost every day.

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Board Request / The Life of Kriss
« on: June 29, 2016, 06:03:05 PM »
Hey, I started a small topic in the "Other Games" board, but since I'm actively working on it, I'd appreciate a board for my game that I'm rapidly approaching a major update on.

I plan on putting out "chapters" in a sense, namely denoting which day of her life is currently occurring.

Here's a link to the current day, Day One:

http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-unfinished-v0-03

Version 0.1.0 is coming soon and is going to have a ton of new stuff!

I'd appreciate my own board so I can more actively interact with the community!

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Other Projects / Kriss, Day One
« on: June 25, 2016, 08:04:10 PM »
Hey everyone!

I've been screwing around in the Quest Text Adventure tool for a few months, but I recently decided to finally get serious and make a quick "Proof of concept" style game.

I was, obviously, inspired by the great Mollycoddle's, namely her "Fat Camp" game.

Anyways, lemme know if you get stuck on anything or get a weird error- I tried to make everything work through button presses, so you shouldn't have to resort to typing.

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/unniyjir-0_eg0rqbnmrgg/kriss-day-one-demo

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